October 11: Oh, no! The U.S. Men’s Soccer team won’t be playing in the 2018 World Cup….what a BUMMER..or is it?

-The U.S. lost last night, 2-1, to Trinidad and Tobago, and paired with wins for Honduras and Panama, was knocked out of making the World Cup for the first time since 1986. Just proves that soccer is lame, says Sorensen

-Also, SONG OF THE DAY